quiet, quiet, quiet drunkies...
It's cartoon time
Hello alcoholics
Today I'm gonna show you...
A very intresting closet.
Inside this closet is...
My clothes...
There are...
My...
Suit...
My coat, my pants, my shirt...
But please...
Look...
Look at that coat...
The lost Arkadi Raikin gave me this coat
I am the owner of Raikin's coat
Dear god, there was so much strife about this coat...
All vultures flew to Moscow from allover the soviet union...
Ofcourse the former soviet union...
And the money smell of it...
Or more like the smell of the corpse or how to even say it better...
They flew to Moscow and wanted to take the coat for themselfs...
But the former foreign minister of Estonian soviet socialist republic Arnold Kreen came to my rescue who ofcourse...
has been in the army and grabbed a stick...
He ran to Raikin's house and brought the coat outside...
And once the coat was outside the house burst into flames...
Into flames and everything burned to the fucking ground
Half of Moscow burned to the ground that day and we barely escaped the burning city...
But...
When we got home...
We were happy...
To find inside this coat's pockets an entire rouble
We found an entire rouble when searching this coat's lining
And a rouble was very big money at that time...
And we got three beers for that
And that's the story alcoholics
Again! Again! Again! Again!
No more, no more boys, you can't watch more cartoons
Start drinking or the vodka vanishes
Haista is going to start drinking vodka...
Or else...
It vanishes
I drank all of my vodka and now I'm gonna start raging
I'm already raging
Queit, quiet, quiet teledrunkies...
Quiet now...
When you start raging I'm going to put you in anti alcohol machines
Haista changes his mind...
Haista does not want rage and does not want to go under the maschines
I did'nt mean to rage, I'm going to stop now and water the flowers
But I'm going to rage!
I want to go under the machines!
It's nice under the machines!
It's so nice, it only drips, drips and drips...
(And some drunken thing about a hedgehog being inside of his coat)
I want to also see the hedgehog
Take your coat off...
Show me the hedgehog
But I'm going to water the flowers and I don't see a hedgehog and don't want to see it!
Inaudible
And exactly those kinds of hedgehogs...
Inaudible
Because the nights are so bright and don't last long and the hedgehog I can't simply show you (Drunken version of Saaremaa valss)
Oh, drunkies, drunkies, you have already started to sing...
I'm not singing. I'm watering flowers
Shame Tiidu...
I have told you many times that you need to open your trouser's lock to water the flowers.
Listen, right now you're watering your feet
Tiidu is watering his feet...
The Tiidu's feet will grow long and start blooming